70 blogs walk into a bar...
Bartender says, we don't serve blogs in here.
The 70th blog steps forward and says, "Dude, it's my 70th blog, come on..."
It's Friday night – Brian's big party…
So I have decided that I'm going to head out tonight as Cameron Crowe so I have an excuse to take some hilarious Halloween costume pics – I love those. I'm hoping that there will be a plethora of great rockstar photo-ops.
Anyopne that knows mw knows that I'm not really a huge party-goer, but tonight I'm willing to give it a shot and rock out a bit. I'm prepare to spend… $50 on the whole affair – that should get me about 5 drinks and to and fro in a cab safely and dryly.
Speaking of which, I have now noticed the level of ridicule has gone up with my chosen mode of transpo – people seem to think the scooter is hilarious. I don't blame them, it's an easy target for humour, and I'm willing to take the lumps for the sweet benefits that the scooter supplies me with – virtually no gas expense and the understanding that my 52 miles per gallon are better than even a Toyota Prius.
So what if I'm mockable – I admit, I am an easy target, I set people up nicely for good opportunities at jabs (I'm pudgy, I don't wear fashionable clothes, I put myself in public positions, I say dumb stuff now and again…), but rest assured, I can take the lumps and give them too. Sarcasm and wit are my friends.
But for now, I need to go home and figure out how to make a media pass up for a MR. CROWE of Rolling Stone magazine… Hope everyone plays safe this Halloween. (I might buy a lot of fire works – it's the thing to do in Vancouver).
PS - look for all the sweet party pics and details in the next blog, BLOG 100!
The 70th blog steps forward and says, "Dude, it's my 70th blog, come on..."
It's Friday night – Brian's big party…
So I have decided that I'm going to head out tonight as Cameron Crowe so I have an excuse to take some hilarious Halloween costume pics – I love those. I'm hoping that there will be a plethora of great rockstar photo-ops.
Anyopne that knows mw knows that I'm not really a huge party-goer, but tonight I'm willing to give it a shot and rock out a bit. I'm prepare to spend… $50 on the whole affair – that should get me about 5 drinks and to and fro in a cab safely and dryly.
Speaking of which, I have now noticed the level of ridicule has gone up with my chosen mode of transpo – people seem to think the scooter is hilarious. I don't blame them, it's an easy target for humour, and I'm willing to take the lumps for the sweet benefits that the scooter supplies me with – virtually no gas expense and the understanding that my 52 miles per gallon are better than even a Toyota Prius.
So what if I'm mockable – I admit, I am an easy target, I set people up nicely for good opportunities at jabs (I'm pudgy, I don't wear fashionable clothes, I put myself in public positions, I say dumb stuff now and again…), but rest assured, I can take the lumps and give them too. Sarcasm and wit are my friends.
But for now, I need to go home and figure out how to make a media pass up for a MR. CROWE of Rolling Stone magazine… Hope everyone plays safe this Halloween. (I might buy a lot of fire works – it's the thing to do in Vancouver).
PS - look for all the sweet party pics and details in the next blog, BLOG 100!
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