Friday, June 30, 2006

Headshots and Coffee


 


Rob van Meeenen emailed me yesterday with an ASAP request for headshots.  I obliged because I had about 2 hours – so I went to work.  I polished, I primped, I “crushed the blacks” and I finished all 7 of the additional images he requested.  Now, Rob is done, I hope.  Except, I forgot to make B&W copies – I am a retard.  Curses! I actually just realized it now, as I was writing this…  And guess what – It will take about a half hour to do them, because you have to tweak a little…  But now I am at work, squandering that time away on this blog.  Oh well.  I also have to finish Danny Maslany’s headshots too.


 



 


I enjoy the act of taking the photos, and I enjoy the act of tweaking them (taking out zits and the such) with the person in the room because it’s fun to get a sense of their personality.  And, I enjoy giving them a set of digital files that I don’t have to be responsible for after that point.  I like to help people that way – it’s easy and fun.  I should talk to a couple of people here in town and try to set up shop here.  I could use the extra cash.


 



 


Speaking of extra cash, I’ve decided that the timer on my coffee machine is well worth making coffee at home before work instead of buying it at Starbucks – so hopefully I’ll save some sweet cash.  Though I do need to buy better coffee than Safeway – it’s pretty bad.  I bet Starbucks’ take home is good, but expensive.


 



 


Also, the American version of THE OFFICE is great.  I watched it in between sweeping and cleaning the mirror in the bathroom.  I think I’ll start not downloading them tonight – because downloading shows is wrong.  I can’t wait to see it all. 


 


Thursday, June 29, 2006

Cherries and Lame-ass Vampires


 


Oh my god – the cherry tree in the backyard has erupted into a whole shit-load of delicious cherries.  I must have pulled a half-pound of them off the tree and I ate most of them last night.  I regret that this morning… not because of that you sickos – because I don’t have a lot of them to take to work now. 


 



 


I have been warned though that the birds and the raccoons will sweep down upon the tree and finish them all off in no time.  I hope to get at least a million more of them before then.  Mmm cherries.


 



 


So, last night the BLADE TV series premiered.  Wow – it was a colossal waste of money.  It’s pretty bad, but I guess that was kind of to be expected.  The movies weren’t all that good – pretty “stoic”.  That’s my beef with comic book movies – the whole concept behind a bad comic book character is that they are the same at the beginning of the episode as they are at the end – this ensures the longevity of the series – unfortunately, it makes for boring films because in a film, we want to see a character change.  Spider-man works because we see him change, Batman begins worked because we saw him change, and Superman Returns works because we see him change and figure shit out.


 


 


 


BLADE unfortunately doesn’t work on this level, and never has.  I haven’t ever picked up a Blade comic, but I assume it’s a lot like the Punisher in that Blade kills vampires in every issue – simple enough.  The funny thing is, the series will undoubtedly make the producers some sweet cash because of international sales.  The show looks like it was made specifically for that market.  I’m sure Spike TV’s first window option wasn’t enough to make the show on it’s own, but it was surely enough to trigger some CTF cash before the rules got changed.  Now the series will definitely struggle to go into a second season because how the CTF funds were re-allocated, but if they go, I’m sure they will still make cash. 


 


Lame TV makes money – the sad reality.


 



 



 


Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Transformers and sleep

Last night I had a bit of a crash. 


 



 


It started off with Taco Salad with Tanja and Erik (the meal of champions that keeps on giving) and ended off with me reading some Cerebus in bed and recouping some sleep – which was nice.  I really need to start hitting the hay at 11 if I am going to keep getting up earlier for work – it’s nice to be able to leave at 5 instead of 6. 


 



 


Fun stuff though, yesterday, I stumbled upon a pic from the TRANSFORMER set and happened to download it and post it on my website before Michael Bay’s minions had it taken off the net.  Needless to say, It's posted here for your enjoyment.  I’m pretty excited.


 


 


 


Still no great suggestions for things to do on Friday – I’m going to be stuck with only “going for an ice cream” as an option.  Seriously, I need some sweet ideas here.  2nd impressions are important. 

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Urban Well


 


Last night I performed at the Urban Well it was a little strange.  Normally, when I do a show, theres a warm-up period or something that gets me focused and ready to do the show, but last night I just blinked and found myself on stage.  It was an interesting experience, and it was a short show.  And, it was fun.  The people playing were good, throwing curve balls here and there, and it was fun.  I found myself hesitating a bit because I always feel a little tentative when I guest.  Ill be back next week and I will be more aggressive and Ill try to warm up a bit too. 


 



 


Also, Roman Danylo, of television fame, was there playing in the second half Ill admit, the guy is fast and hell commit to a scene.  Hes definitely comedy focused, but thats cool, he was funny and I laughed.  The second half of the night was definitely full of comedy. 


 


For some reason, I couldnt get to sleep last night and I slept in and I still dont feel rested. Thats always a great start to the week.  Its nights like that when I wonder if having a couple glasses of wine to get drowsy would be a good idea thats not a recipe for disaster, right? 


 


Oh well, I read a little Cerebus and fell asleep.  I have literally have about 8000 pages to read before I finish the books, so Im in no rush.  I figure that if I finish the books by Christmas, Ill be in a good spot.  Well, off to the races. 


 


Monday, June 26, 2006

Aussies and Positivity

So, it appears that the cute Australian girl reads the blog… Now the repercussions of writing a transparent communication to the open universe comes full circle – though I knew it would eventually… But what the heck, I’ve go nothing to hide…

The quick discussion we had produced the following question (not a direct quote): “are you an angry person?” I hadn’t realized it, but I guess the blog is working – it is a venting tool that allows me to express my frustrations openly. I should also emphasize that it also allows me to express the things that make me happy ass well. So, from now on, I’ll try to ad a little sparkle to my anger.

This weekend was an interesting one. First of all, I got to party with some of the work gang as a joint birthday celebration. That was fun, I haven’t been out in a while and I haven’t drank in a while. It’s expensive. And it’s not all that much fun, I have decided. I spent my Sunday nauseous and that’s not all that awesome.

Warren is now safely in Regina – I washed his sheets and the only evidence he was even there is a couple of lilies a pregnant woman gave him. Good guy that Warren. Now my house is pretty empty, but my laundry and the dishes are done and I’m happy to be back in the groove I had established.

I bought a Final Cut Pro tutorial as promised, and I hope to start with it right away. Watch out world.

The weather this weekend has been great. I’ve really enjoyed the sun. Speaking of sun, I am going to hang out with Aussie Girl on Friday and I am at a loss for what we should do. Are there any suggestions out there? What’s an exciting Friday activity to partake in? I thought Theatre Sports would be an interesting introduction to improv, as it is apart of my life that’s easier to witness than explain, or maybe there is a show at the VAG. I dunno – I’m open to suggestions.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

SUPERMAN REVIEW!



Well, as predicted, I loved SUPERMAN. Go and see it, as soon as you can. It is impressive, immersing and delicate. It draws you in, it takes your breath and it's shot so beautifully. Superman floats through the world so effortlessly in this film, Singer and Routh really figured it out. He really is Superman - not like in the old films, where I always felt, even as a kid, that it was just a man in tights. I recommend this film to anyone and everyone.

SUPERMAN!



SUPERMAN in less than 2 hours! I am so friggin' excited I could poop a rainbow! I love feeling like this - it's a tingling of anticipation that I just can't shake. It's wonderful. Warren and I are going to scoot to the skytrain station and head to Silvercity Metropolis - coincidence, I think not! Then I'm coming home to do laundry before heading our to birthday-bash it up with work mates while warren crashes a wedding he was formally invited to. Here's hoping it all ends up good.



In other exciting news, I hear from Jayden that the General Fools showcase show last night at IMPROVAGANZA went really well - apparently they were awesome and we represented ourselves well. Super-duper. More details on that soon, first I have to attend:

Friday, June 23, 2006

Birthdays, Aussies, Scooters and SUPERMAN!

So, day-after-birthday day seemed to go by in a flash. Is that how it is from this point on - quick flashes until I'm 80? I hope not, how depressing.

Yesterday was good. I worked, editing a segment that should look cool, and then I headed out to a BBQ with Jesse and his brother Ben who is in town, it was at Cam's place - they are all good guys. Cam lives way far away, and I got to scoot into east van during rush hour - fun, carbon monoxide filled, stuff!

There I met a cute Australian girl and we got to chatting. It turns out, she's a nurse who, like everyone at the party was affiliated with the safe injection site, and she had also bought a scooter roughly when I did - except it's a Honda Jazz:





But, she was going to buy a Scarabeo like mine:



But they guy at Carter Motorsports (the place that wanted me to pay $1000 more than the Vespa Dealer for my scooter) talked her out of it. I let her tool around the block on mine and she instantly regretted buying the Jazz. Oh well, what can I say, Jeremy may be more Euro-styled than the Jazz, but he's awesome - so awesome in fact, I rode Tanja to work today and she loved it. I am going out for coffee with Ksenia, the Australian girl next week to discuss more scooter related things.

Also, I GET TO SEE SUPERMAN RETURNS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS at a preview screening! HOLY SHIT AM I EXCITED!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Birthday blog

June 21 - the longest day of the year! Especially for my mom 27 years ago! Booyeah! This is the first year I haven't heard that joke from her many years. Hum - I miss the family. Happens - gotta make some sweet headway in the biz - gotta make sacrifices when it comes to changing the world as we know it... Hum.
Right now the guys are in Edmonton playing in the IMPROVAGANA and I'm sure they are having a blast. I wish I could be there instead of chugging away on the work-horse. Oh well.
Birthday-day... I was greeted by my landlords with a sweet rice-milk Latte in the morning - a super-de-duper surprise! They are awesome. I then went to work, and they had cinnamon buns for me to enjoy instead of cake - sweet. Then, at lunch, we ate sandwiches and we drank some beers. I worked the rest of the day and then got free tickets to the PNE! That's the Pacific National Exhibition - aka, the FAIR! We had fun, my 4 workmates and I (me winning the mini-golf game and securing drinks from all of them on Saturday also helped with that). I had a good time, and wasn't even all that thrown-off when the skytrain was late because of a jumper (what a way to go...).
Needless to say - thank you to those of you that wished me a happy birthday - sorry I had to cut all conversations short due to the lack of cell phone power - I had forgotten my charger in Regina. It's back now and I'll start making calls tonight. I might even win at settlers too.
Cheers.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The Future.

Well, it's official. I'm picking up some training DVDs this weekend for final cut. I think I need more from the world of media. I was pretty resolute on my way home that I want to be contributing to the social fiber Canada instead of wasting the country's time.

Why do I feel obligated to produce something that in some way-shape-or-form furthers society? I'm not so vain as to believe that I have all the answers, but I am smart enough to realise that I have skills that can benefit the world in some way.

What shape will that take? I don’t know. A documentary? A short? A video blog? I don’t know. I’m sick of wanting and not doing. It seems to be an ember inside me – that wanting. Drives me nuts.

Maybe it’s just the birthday talking, that’s tomorrow, and I guess the pressure of turning 27 seems to be wearing on me. 27 – not all that remarkable, but I see so many peers that seem to be in a more stable spot than I am currently. There are so many little things that seem to rub that number in. I’ll just have to deal with it I guess.

It would sure be nice to have someone to sit next to and feel warm with. That, however, is a WHOLE other story.

If anyone out there has any advice – please feel free to throw it my way.

Hockey fans are RE-REs

It's finally over - The Stanley Cup is won and we can all stop the bullshit Canadiana. Blast me if you will, but I am sick of the stupid and stereotypically Canadian attitude our country seems to exhibit during hockey season. I just don't get it. I mean, sports fandom in general bothers me - it doesn't make sense at all. Who gives a rats ass about which team is better than another - what contribution does it have to society? What good does it bring us in any way. It's just stupid. Why we encourage people to essentially become animals like racing horses for the amusement of the masses is beyond me. And why they make millions of dollars also baffles me. Don't even get me started on soccer. I just don't get it.

So maybe the drunken revelry and the sense of brotherhood sports fans seem to draw from watching grown adults behave like children just doesn't appeal to me. I guess my distractions come in other forms. I guess we all need something to cling to or get drawn into. I just wish that as a whole, our country could be distracted by other things as opposed to the classic Canadian cliché. Wouldn't it be a different world if we were as obsessed with astronomy or the Nobel prizes or even D&D... Hockey is just so tiresome and old. It's sad really.

I will admit though, I picked up my landlords from the airport today and their plane landed during thee last couple of minutes of the game, so they didn't know who won. I’ve never seen 200 people run off the plane so quick and rush out into the baggage area to be disappointed. 200 frantic faces turned to frowns - it was terribly interesting. I be that's what it's like to watch a bunch of high school kids run to the casting list for the musical after they post it at lunch - 4 cheer, but 50 are sad. It was a strange day to be in the airport.

One the final note, I went to the Urban Well tonight to watch the improv show there. The first half had the roughest time winning over the audience because the echoes of the Oiler fans' sadness was very obnoxiously drunk. My heart goes out to you guys - that's a tough crowd and you valiantly fought for your ground - I’ve been in your shoes before. The second half was the 'vets' and I must say, when Ian has a camera crew on him, he's a firecracker. IT was good to see Scooley (sp?) outside the VTSL - he’s very calm and cool while he performs, it's almost effortless - almost eerie.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Back in the 'couv

I am here, in Vancouver, returned. Long weekend, lots of not sleeping well and then staying up late. Yay!

The show in Regina went well, I would say our performance was about a 67 out of 82, not spectacular, but still quite good. We did a 1/2 hour set based on a page of script - the gang had written a theme song and everything. It went well. There were some good laughs and some good moments. It's funny that even when we ddo a show that's supposed to be pretty much just comedy, we have these momnets of something else. It just seems to be in our make-up. And, it was super good to perform on the Globe's mainstage infront of 400 people.

The crowd liked the show, the Corner Gas read, though not as awesome as a live episode, totally had the crowd. They were pretty non-chalant and casual - which was new for the audience and that's what made it all work. It was really fun to watch my mom and Bernie watch the show - I spent a good portion of the read watching their reactions - I really like to see her laugh.

It's father's day. Don't forget to call your dad/stepdad/legal-male-guardian today, I didn't.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Soon to be in Regina, again.

Well, tonight, Warren and I went to Locust to have drinks with Dylan and his girlfriend Ali. It was pricey, but Dylan caught this round. I owe the man a pitcher of mojitos - yay! Drinks with Dylan are awesome, he's good people and Ali's pretty fun too.

I need to get packed tonight for my trip back to Regina. It's the big Corner Gas show... Well, more accurately, the Globe Theatre "Live is Better" Fundraiser. I'm pretty excited, I have a feeling we will be the highlight of people's evening, mostly because we are awesome. I'm pretty excited to perform, I even bought myself a new shirt and even a new pair of pants. Yay! Here's hoping we're going to kick ass and be the highlight of the evening.

I also get to do some more headshot type stuff while I'm back in Regina - that will be fun too. I really enjoy taking photos. I want to take more. But, I'll get ot that later, once I'm back.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Long time no blog...

Holy crap all, sorry for taking so long to post - things have been quite hectic as of late with people in town, a flurry of shows and a pile of work to do.
Today in the office, I was subject to a well executed prank. It goes like this:

The background:
Dana, a producer and friend in Regina had asked the General Fools to be a part of a game show proposal she was submitting. I agreed and gave her the information she needed for the one sheets about 2 months ago. I totally forgot the bulk of the show's details. She is currently at the Banff TV festival pitching broadcasters on a variety of projects as well as the game show. Needless to say, I was told that her pitches have been going well and there is interest in the show from 2 broadcasters. I mentioned this to a colleague at work.

The Prank
I received a call from a Jeff Malek of Fox Television in LA, he had heard a buzz about the show and was interested in getting more information and possibly flying us out to LA to chat next week one he was back from Banff - not an entirely unreasonable request in the industry. But I was caught off guard when he requested more information about the show - I didn't know anything besides vagaries - so I quickly bull shitted some non-specific details and he gave me his email address to fire him a one-sheet. Of course I complied with his request and hung up to call Amy to get Dana's contact info in Banff.

Needless to say, I was totally had and the entire thing was caught on tape - it was even a two camera shoot. I totally fell for it hook-line-and-sinker. But hey, what are yu going to do?

The revenge.
Well, I took great [pains to steal the tapes back from the guys that did it, and I took them in the back and blacked the sections of the tape that included me (as the tapes had other important info on them). Needless to say - they were quite surprised to find them blacked and I felt somewhat vindicated as they were destined to air as part of a Behind the Scenes thread on the show.

The Lesson.
Never trust anyone again. ever.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Improv Fest 2 - The Thursday

So, Thursday night was another mixed bag of performance – a full spectrum in fact. I’ll give Alistair and the boys credit, they have managed to put together some pretty interesting and diverse evenings of performance. That’s one of the reasons it’s easy to sit through a mediocre show, you know there will be at least one that’s better after.

Highlights – Razowsky and Suton – they blew me away. Their honest, and simple performance was totally engaging and enthralling. I give them kudos, they deserve it. And, I’m sure that the ensemble now has a full grasp of the knowledge and skill at their helm (if there was any question of it in the first place). I also hope that their performance had an impact on the less art-oriented improv companies here in Vancouver.

Second Highlights – Drum Machine. Jill Bernard is flatly amazing to watch on stage. Her solo performance was amongst the most engaging I have ever seen, and was certainly the best improvised solo performance I have had the pleasure of observing. Though the editing and the music within the performance were not as tight and polished as on would see in a rehearsed show, her sense of play and the sheer joy of performing evident on Jill’s face thought the performance was more than endearing and easily smoothed out any wrinkles. In short, it was wonderful.

The rest of the evening consisted of Buckshot and Benny, and Landed Gentry. BB was a performance of quiet conversation. The characters were committed, though they were not themselves enough to fully engage me. Their interaction felt sincere and the sense of discovery was there, but was often underplayed. The performance was interesting and not without merit.

The opening act of the evening clearly has a long way to go when it comes to assessing their skills as performers and as a company as a whole. Their performance attempted to emulate the more advanced styles of performance featured in the festival, but without the advanced skill set needed to produce such work, their performance fell flat, though it is important to acknowledge their efforts to challenge themselves by committing to more advanced work.

The ensemble still suffers from the clear inadequacies of some of its members. Unfortunately the weakest link adage is true in this case, and it’s preventing the skilled members of the ensemble from creating the utterly amazing work they could be. It’s like a speedboat at full throttle with the anchor down. Luckily, I can enjoy the nuggets of gold because I know what to look for.

That’s the festival so far for me. I am enjoying myself.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Improv Festival Review

Hey all. I apologize for not writing last night before bed, but I was tuckered after 3 shows and a full day of work. I can’t imagine what it’s like for the ensemble members to workshop for about 7 hours and then perform that night literally 12 hours after they started their day. But, it’s a week of intensity and innovation, so sacrifices must be made.

The shows – well, I’ll be honest, AKA was good – they did a great job with what they were doing and they totally had the crowd. I just want to help encourage them to take a little more pro active step towards the front of the stage – they play a little back and that subconsciously makes me think they are still a little afraid of the audience – even though their talent is more than ample. They did well, and I hope that constant praise doesn’t damage their egos, because they are tight and fun to watch and poignant and original, but there is always room to improve and become better.

The guys from Shelly’s Sweet 16 were great. They put on a show stopping musical that was about 20 minutes long and as varied in it’s style and delivery as it was excellent in it’s narrative structure. It really blew the audience away – as promised. And these two guys haven’t worked with each other in a while, nor have they played with Woodhands, the festival musician before – truly it was great, and awe-inspiring.

Unfortunately, they should have stropped their show after the musical – they would have received a standing ovation for sure, but instead they filled their remaining 4 minutes with a lack-luster variety show attempt that turned out to be more sloppy masturbation, though funny nonetheless. But, it was easily forgiven by the crowd because of the stellar performance the scene before – but no standing ovation.

Then, the good ‘ol boys of VTSL stepped up with their performance of String Theory, a musical Harold that ended up becoming a musical as well. Unfortunately, you can’t follow a stellar musical with a barely adequate one. Though I admire the grit of a company that knows they showed up to do the same thing that just happened and that it will not be as good, yet they slapped a smile on their face and dug in. I think the prior show probably pushed them into a better show than they would have done without it, but still, it paled in comparison.

The problems came mostly from on person bulldozing every second scene despite their mediocrity and small contribution to the show. He’s the kind of improviser that everyone sees and then immediately second guesses themselves because of it. I’m a confident performer – I know what I can do and I’ll try to push myself, but there is a line before that attitude becomes destructive in a show – it’s just too bad that this improviser can’t see that line and is too clouded in his self-confidence to recognize he’s hurting everything. And he managed to do the same thing in the ensemble show. Wow – taking out two shows in one night – that’s tough.

I am really excited to see the ensemble come together. I realize they have only had 2 days of workshops, so the initial shows will be rocky, but I expect good things. I hope the instructors coming up from the USA are going to be constructive for the performers that do more damage than good, by being honest with them and letting them know when they are hurting scenes and when they are helping. It’s the only way they will be reigned in for the rest of the ensemble shows. And that’s the only way those shows will come together and be as awesome as they can be. I guess we’ll see tonight how they have progressed. There are so many talented people in the company that I just can’t wait to be surprised.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

non-participation blog

Well, it's definitely not as much fun being the guy on the outside of the festival - in fact it seems my week will be full of envy, smattered with slight bitterness towards my job because it would have been an excellent week. But hey - what are you going to do...

In other news, I've coped well with the Rosaline, in fact, I've pretty much accepted that I'll have to wait until we meet up later in life after we've both recovered from divorces. That doesn't stop those moments, however fleeting they are at the time, from ringing loudly in my brain. There are just moments where you see so much of yourself reflected in someone that you can't get the idea that they are there for a reason out of your head.

I guess that's just the way it's going to be. On other subjects... Did anyone else hear about the Conservatives passing their budget COMPLETELY UNOPPOSED? That's right - the story is here: on the cbc website it is completely unacceptable. We elected these people to be in their seats, not in the lobby during votes that will have a PROFOUND effect on our country's future on the immediate future.

This is total bullshit and I really don't appreciate the fact that no media outlet seems to be giving this situation more attention - they are all just treating it like a funny little sidebar, when in reality, it is a scary look how our system can fail us because the people we elected are not really all that committed to their jobs. Thanks for slacking off elected officials. Thanks for dropping the ball opposition members. thanks for being a prick Mr. Speaker, and making our entire parliamentary system look retarded. Thanks government of Canada. Thanks.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Regina and Rosaline

Well, I'm back from the city of the queen and let me tell you that I missed her muchly. It was really nice to see friends and family once again. I hope that my return in a couple weeks will be just as excellent. I took just shy of 2000 photographs and made some great headshots for people while I was away. This necessitated the purchase of a flash, which is also excellent. The trip and the wedding were both resounding successes. May Rob and Dionne enjoy their blessed union until the end of time as we know it.

Now I'm back in Vancouver for the improv festival and I am happy to be amidst the creativity and the resulting juices. I hope to wean a thick amount of inspiration from the group and use it to rejuvenate my spirit. Here's hoping the well is deep and plentiful and that I have the opportunity to drink it all in despite a hectic week at work. I am filling in for Andrew, the Britt from work who is on vacation. I'm doing his job and parts of mine and it seems to be a fuller day than I am used to, but I will survive with extra gusto gained, gleaned from the great group off groundbreaking improviser guys and gals.

But I must sleep - I am sure my typing is keeping Jayden up, he is trying to sleep on my couch and I have no door to shut and keep out the clatter of keys. But he is not my difficulty this week. My Rosaline is in town and she is every bit as unavailable as she was for Romeo. Too bad about that. Really, too bad. I could hold her like no one else. But hey, what can you do - timing's a bitch ain't she. So, I'll just clam up and let the pearl grow, one day I'll give it to her. One day.