I hate Airplanes.
Well, safe and sound in Regina now. I hate airplanes now - they had a certain je ne sais quoi ten years ago but now they are just sweaty, disgusting cattle transport. I hate them. I hate sitting next to fat, bloated dumbasses. I hate watching people waddle through life with a blank, lifeless pacifity about them. And, I hate all the stupid little rules that are only there to keep the masses under control.
Seatbelts, on an AIRPLANE - why the fuck do you need seatbelts on an AIRPLANE? Shit do they have airbags? No - they are there to keep retards in their seats.
Turn off your phone - why? Are you telling me that a single cell phone can crash a plane? That is the most asinine thing I've ever heard, and they proved it wouldn't work on mythbusters. So why do I have to turn mine off and why can't I play on my PDA while we taxi and take off or land? Because people are stupid.
Boarding - why does every moron that sits in the front of the plane stand at the beginning of the line so everyone has to wait behind them? Because most people are just stupid cows, waddling stupidly through life.
I'll talk more about my feelings about coming home to Regina in future blogs - I have to go to bed now. Cheers.
Seatbelts, on an AIRPLANE - why the fuck do you need seatbelts on an AIRPLANE? Shit do they have airbags? No - they are there to keep retards in their seats.
Turn off your phone - why? Are you telling me that a single cell phone can crash a plane? That is the most asinine thing I've ever heard, and they proved it wouldn't work on mythbusters. So why do I have to turn mine off and why can't I play on my PDA while we taxi and take off or land? Because people are stupid.
Boarding - why does every moron that sits in the front of the plane stand at the beginning of the line so everyone has to wait behind them? Because most people are just stupid cows, waddling stupidly through life.
I'll talk more about my feelings about coming home to Regina in future blogs - I have to go to bed now. Cheers.
posted by Mike Fly at 11:02 PM
2 Comments:
If you think your 3 hour flight is bad, try the Vancouver-Taipei cattle class 13 hour flight followed by a 7 hour layover in the world's most boring airport. Now do it twice a year. Another flying adventure is the low cost carriers that shuttle you city to city in Southeast Asia. In Malaysia, they weren't even checking tickets or passports before we got on the plane - a terrorists delight. If you hate Malaysia, I guess. We paid the extra $100 for an upgrade from cattle class on our flights from Phnom Penh to Vancouver - money well spent.
Chris
I'm sorry but anybody that says they don't like airplanes doesn't know what a real airplane is.
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