The video is in the myspace world - sorry.
So, the crow attacked me again. This time I caught the whole incident on video - terrible, shaky video. It's posted - no worries. Also, I sound like a little kid when I giggle - I like to think it's endearing...
So here's my deal with crows. Some of you may have heard this already, but for those that haven't... A crow, or any member of the crow family (magpies, blue jays...) can be taught to speak in the same manner as a parrot. This is confirmed by my own father that had a pet crow he and his brother Doug stole from a nest as kids. They named it Jake and it ate cat food. It would come back year after year (they released it in the fall) to nest nearby their house.
My plan is to one day, raise a whole barn full of crows all at once, teaching them all to say only one thing, "today will be your last" and then I want to let them go. Could you imagine how freaky it would be if a whole murder of crows sitting in a tree started croaking "toady will be your last" as you walked by. People would freak right out. And I think it would make them think about living life to the fullest - plus it would be super funny.
That's it. Stupid crows. I hope I don't get the bird flu, this time he got me with both claws, raked my head a bit. I guess I deserved it.
So here's my deal with crows. Some of you may have heard this already, but for those that haven't... A crow, or any member of the crow family (magpies, blue jays...) can be taught to speak in the same manner as a parrot. This is confirmed by my own father that had a pet crow he and his brother Doug stole from a nest as kids. They named it Jake and it ate cat food. It would come back year after year (they released it in the fall) to nest nearby their house.
My plan is to one day, raise a whole barn full of crows all at once, teaching them all to say only one thing, "today will be your last" and then I want to let them go. Could you imagine how freaky it would be if a whole murder of crows sitting in a tree started croaking "toady will be your last" as you walked by. People would freak right out. And I think it would make them think about living life to the fullest - plus it would be super funny.
That's it. Stupid crows. I hope I don't get the bird flu, this time he got me with both claws, raked my head a bit. I guess I deserved it.
posted by Mike Fly at 1:11 PM
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No matter how enjoyable that video is, it's absolutely not worth going through the red tape it takes to create a MySpace page. Incidentally, I did discover that "fuck@you.com" already belongs to a MySpace user; it seems someone shares my frustration.
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